Curle All the Bad Guys Want

curleRemember early-2000s banger Girl All the Bad Guys Want by Bowling For Soup? Of course you do. Now imagine how much that would be improved* if the words were replaced by names of footballers.

Wonder no more, as I bring you the worst thing you’re likely to read all year.

*ruined

 

Hayter Clark Bunn Day Knight Adam Weifeng

Depay Lee Cork Du Wei Skerla Little Calderon Mee

Kerr Nemeth Nolan Gee Zambrotta Wiss Arnaud Whing

Shearer Zitouni Button Knockaert Sherwood Landín

Owen Gee Wark, Hall Irwin Lowe Sand Lee Angell Singh

Butt Gee Neville Curtis Mee

                

Goss Steve Watson Wes Brown Greening Goma Duff Guy

Blissett Ling Thuram Eto’o Burn Davison Urzaiz

Salako Brown Mooney

Ji Slew King Rooney

Euell Whelan Newby

Greening Sung-Yeung Diouf

Milijas McPhail Blissett Lee

Ryder Keller Curle Hall Labyad Guy Juan

 

Gillet Zikos McAnuff Lichaj Juan Norris

Hasebe Chedjou Fuller Sigurdsson Ahmad Adler Dann

O’Shea Ji Leitgeb Carson Riether Ahn Defour Die

Gee Neville Nolan Aimar Best Aquino Varane

 

Owen Gee Wark, Hall Irwin Lowe Sand Lee Angell Singh

Butt Gee Neville Curtis Mee

Goss Steve Watson Wes Brown Greening Goma Duff Guy

Blissett Ling Thuram Eto’o Byrne Davison Urzaiz

 

Leitgeb Winter Moss Trasch

Rai Stack Caesar Glass

Driver Inler Lahm Stam

Deisler Muller May Hamann

 

Salako Brown Mooney

Ji Slew King Rooney

Euell Whelan Newby

Greening Sung-Yeung Diouf

Milijas McPhail Blissett Lee

Ryder Keller Curle Hall Labyad Guy Juan

 

Keshi Rose McKenna

Fish Nelson Fred Fox Chilavert

Jerome I. Harte Ivan Eliseu Deivid

Allen Warne De Vos De Zeeuw Makin

 

Nayim Watson Wes Brown

Ryder Dier Duff Guy

Isla Rincon Mapp Eto’o

Burn Davis Inler Wise

 

Salako Brown Mooney

Gee Slew King Rooney

Euell Whelan Newby

Greening Sung-Yeung Diouf

Milijas McPhail Blissett Lee

Ryder Keller Curle Hall Labyad Guy Juan

 

Gus Caesar Curle Hall Labyad Guy Juan

Gus Caesar Curle Hall Labyad Guy Juan

Gus Caesar Curle Hall Labyad Guy Juan

Gus Caesar Curle Hall Labyad Guy Juan

Gus Caesar Curle Hall Labyad Guy Juan